Wanted

1-3 female roommates.

MUST KNOW HOW TO:

Keep the apartment clean. This includes...

a) wiping down the counter after you flood it with water, crumbs and/or sticky things

b) Sweep the floor, especially if your idea of wiping down the counter is pushing your crumbs to the floor

c) do your dishes - clean them out and then put them in the dishwasher. If the washer is full, wash them out and wait until you (or another roommate) unload the clean dishes.

d) take out the trash - and then put another trash bag in the trash can (novel concept...)

e) put away your blow dryer/straightener/curling iron/towels/etc.

f) vacuum the floor on occasion

g) put away your food after using it and/or eating

Please no inquiries if you don't feel as though these are common courtesies.

I'll be especially interested if you can keep your room clean and free from growing weird smells.

On second thought,

I think it's time Kathryn Norman, Haley Adams, Emily Chandia and I invest in an apartment of our own.