An inside look...

...at a typical conversation between Haley, Turner and I.

First of all you need to know a few things...

1. We weren't aware that Emily was typing up our conversation. She had an assignment from her crazy english teacher to eavesdrop on a conversation and record it

2. None of us found this conversation funny, whatsoever, while we were having it. I don't think any of us laughed once (well, maybe at Turner's story about the spaghetti...)

3. Haley and I died of laughter when Emily showed this to us

So, enjoy...

Turner: It’s not working.

Haley: Oh I know what you did.

Turner: You’re taking the same class and yours is way harder than mine.

Melissa: It’s so ridiculous. When I came back someone was making steak.

T: Wait, when were you coming up the stairs?

M: Yea, I want some milk real bad.

T: I just bought some the other day.

M: So, tomorrow is Wednesday it feels like Monday.

T: I tried go over the valley and suddenly “BAM” it seemed like an ocean of lights.

M:This is not filling me up.

T: I can grill a wholesome meal, we should do it.

H: we were practicing for mutual one night and it was lame.

M: Jessica thought your handwriting was really nice.

T: it’s hard .

M: that’s easy oh my gosh, try writing my name in cursive.

H: it has a weird “I”.

T: haha I know.

M: I’m so hungry.

H: you have noodles.

M: I don’t know what to eat them with.

H: I have some left over Alfredo sauce.

M: are noodles still good after a week? Turner?

T: yea they're still good.

M: do noodles go bad?

T: yea, we had some in a Tupper ware and when we took it out it was a brick, no joke.

H: dump it all in man.

T: she just called you a man.

M: yea I know. Hahaha.

H: I love writing Emily’s name in cursive.

T: hers is all up and down like ne ne er ne nah.

M: you know what I actually ate for dinner?

H: what?

M: peanut butter and honey sandwich.

T: you are weird.

M: I can’t go the gym so I better stop eating.

H: Give me the rest of your noodles.

M: I feel like it’s 5:15 in the morning.

H: I don’t like writing “Chandia”.

T: “Chandia,” I was creeped out last night because of the movie, and I thought that the guy would grab me when I was on the stairs.

The End

I discovered from this that I say the most random things, at the most random times, in the middle of a conversation.

We also all discovered that anyone listening in on our conversations must get, really, really, confused.

That was definitely the highlight of my week :)