Once upon a time...

Once upon a time, Emily went on a walk and accidentally slipped on a banana peel. 

Then she stood up and ran to the nearest FroYo shop where she yelled, "He's climbin' in your window, snatchin' your people up!" Then she went crazy, eating as much FroYo as possible, when she discovered that a giant turtle was chasing her. She quickly grabbed some lemon flavored FroYo, and drove to the airport to fly to Iran, where her secret lover, Fransisco was waiting for her to arrive with his lemon FroYo. Unfortunately for him, she got hungry on the 15 hour flight... and traded the lemon FroYo for a big delicious Big Mac, which some fries on the side. While in Iran, the turtle showed up and picked Fransisco up and took him to the airport, where they both took a hot air balloon to the great city of Caldwell, Idaho. While there, Haley Adams showed up and instantly fell in love with Fransisco. But Fransisco didn't feel the same way about her. He fell in love with the turtle's daughter, Irene. This made Haley very angry, and she left to fly to India to visit her secret lover Travis, but when she found out that Emily too, was in love with Travis, she flew home and found love with the turtle. 

The End.